Aaaaand... the Weirdest (so far only one of two, but I don't think it'll get much competition) Christmas Present Award goes to:
Andy, for my 2'6" high calendar of Exotic Men photographed by someone called
Gian Paolo Barbieri.
It's all tasteful black and white photos of nekkid men with tattoos and octopi and things. I'm never going to hear the end of this from the team...