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[electricland]

Dear America:

Our Auditor-General would totally kick your government representatives' asses. Halliburton, too. (Thanks to cleolinda for the link...)

Thank you, that is all.

Comments

[fairoriana.livejournal.com]

You're part of America too. Not the United States, but America.

thpbbbt

[electricland.livejournal.com]

You are correct, of course, but nobody ever seems to recognize this, rhetorically speaking, so I don't see why I should be any different someone should work on that...

Re: thpbbbt

[fairoriana.livejournal.com]

Don't hate me because I'm right. Hate me because I'm beautiful.

Re: thpbbbt

[electricland.livejournal.com]

Hmph. How 'bout if I find something else entirely to hate? Would that work?

Re: thpbbbt

[fairoriana.livejournal.com]

As long as you're hating me out of jealousy for my innate American superiority, sure! < ducks very very fast >

*goes away, comes back with ammunition*

[electricland.livejournal.com]

America 1=THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (see UNITED STATES). 2 (also the Americas) a land mass of the New World or western hemisphere, consisting of the continents of North and South America, joined by the Isthmus of Panama.

I'm right! The Oxford Canadian Dictionary says so!

Re: *goes away, comes back with ammunition*

[fairoriana.livejournal.com]

The REAL Oxford is in England. Also known as Britain.

Re: *goes away, comes back with ammunition*

[electricland.livejournal.com]

But the Oxford University Press is everywhere!

[wanderingaengus.livejournal.com]

If it wouldn't be too much trouble, would you mind invading?

(hmm ... maybe I can position myself as a quisling/Chalabi under Canadian World Domination™ ...

Don't worry, the USA has no history of ethnic strife, we will strew your path with flowers and the whole thing will be a cakewalk. And everybody will happily unite under their new dictator, President-for-Life Zimmerman.)

[electricland.livejournal.com]

HA! YOU CAN'T FOOL US! You just want unfettered access to our water and our softwood lumber, don't you?

[wanderingaengus.livejournal.com]

Why is it that women always think I'm only interested in them for their softwoods?

[ide-cyan.livejournal.com]

Move oven, Benton: Sheila's the next Fraser who's due South!

Re: thpbbbt

[gurudata.livejournal.com]

Hiho,

The full name for Mexico translates to "The United States of Mexico", and yet people just call it Mexico. Therefore, ISTR that "America" refers to The United States thereof as well. QED.

Cu,
Andrew

[electricland.livejournal.com]

Hee. That would be fun to watch...

[electricland.livejournal.com]

is that a bad thing?

[electricland.livejournal.com]

seriously though, I guess if we're ever gonna invade, now would be the time. I bet the city of Washington DC would even help!