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So I have the Google News results page for "Pope" sorted by date and I'm refreshing it every little while because, well, I'm actually not sure why. I'm obsessive like that. But anyway, amid "Thousands Gather Outside Pope's Window for Vigil" and "Pope Clings to Life As His Health Worsens" and "Polish parishioners weep, pray for Pope" and "Local reaction on Pope's successor" and even "Treating Septic Shock Depends on Goals", there's "Defensive Coordinator Larry Coyer Answers Your Questions"... why?

Apparently because of this question:

"How do you intend on using the very young and talented defensive tackle, Monsanto Pope?"

Meaning, I suppose, that any searches for rapacious multinational agribusinesses would also bring up that story.

Monsanto? Who the hell calls their child Monsanto?