SAVE ME!

[electricland]

I have been hanging on the end of this phone since 1:30. They asked me ONE question, about an hour and a half ago, and since then I've just been sitting here, doubtless with my mastoid process chewing a hole in my carotid artery due to awkward crick-in-neck receiver.

I can't even do anything useful (except print documents and send others to fetch them) because I'm tied to my desk with a 4-foot umbilical.

sigh.