It's as if John Calvin and Princess Grace got together and wrote a game plan on a cocktail napkin.

[electricland]

Elizabeth Renzetti's column on Gwyneth Paltrow's new website made me chortle quite a lot and read chunks out to my officemate.

In essence, Gwyneth would like to reach down from her aerie in north London and show you how to live, and shop, meaningfully. Except that the point is completely moot: You and I will never be six-foot tall blonde goddesses constructed entirely of lentils and self-righteousness.