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I have, among other things, CityNews's RSS feed on my iGoogle page. They frequently have headlines that make my day just that little bit brighter. I suspect that some of this has to do with them clinging to title case, which Adds That Extra Level Of Significance to whatever story it is that has just popped up. Sort of like the Onion, only with things that have actually happened.

The most recent example: Jogger Refuses To Panic After Rabid Fox Clamps Down On Her Arm.