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electriclandFAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young BULLFIGHTER named VICTOR. He was LOUDLY HARBOURING in the SQUASHED forest when he met PUCE JUAN, a run-away STENOGRAPHER from the RELUCTANT Queen ALICIA.
VICTOR could see that PUCE JUAN was hungry so he reached into his THERMOS FLASK and give him his ANXIETY-RIDDEN WATERMELON. PUCE JUAN was thankful for VICTOR's WATERMELON, so he told VICTOR a very THREADBARE story about Queen ALICIA's daughter MELANIE. How her mother, the RELUCTANT Queen ALICIA, kept her locked away in a WOODSHED protected by a gigantic PANDA, because MELANIE was so BULBOUS.
VICTOR WAILED. He vowed to PUCE JUAN the STENOGRAPHER that he would save the BULBOUS MELANIE. He would FLIP the PANDA, and take MELANIE far away from her eveil mother, the RELUCTANT Queen ALICIA, and CUDDLE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a FUZZY HAILSTORM and PUCE JUAN the STENOGRAPHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PANDA from his story. RELUCTANT Queen ALICIA STOMPED out from behind a SHOELACE and struck VICTOR dead. In the far off WOODSHED you could hear a HONK.
THE END.
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hehehe
Date: 2003-08-06 01:36 am (UTC)FAIRY TALE
EGGBERT could see that FOUL HUMPHREY was hungry so he reached into his CRATE and give him his FANCY TOAST. FOUL HUMPHREY was thankful for EGGBERT's TOAST, so he told EGGBERT a very COLD story about Queen ANNETTE's daughter HANNAH. How her mother, the WOEBEGONE Queen ANNETTE, kept her locked away in a SHED protected by a gigantic DONKEY, because HANNAH was so BLOODY.
EGGBERT SAW. He vowed to FOUL HUMPHREY the CARPENTER that he would save the BLOODY HANNAH. He would SHRIEK the DONKEY, and take HANNAH far away from her eveil mother, the WOEBEGONE Queen ANNETTE, and WAVE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a WOBBLY SUMMER BREEZE and FOUL HUMPHREY the CARPENTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DONKEY from his story. WOEBEGONE Queen ANNETTE FREAKED out from behind a FORK and struck EGGBERT dead. In the far off SHED you could hear a CLINK.
THE END.
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Re: hehehe
Date: 2003-08-06 11:10 am (UTC)How exactly does one go about shrieking a donkey? Sounds like a remarkably illegal past time :)
Re: hehehe
Date: 2003-08-06 11:12 am (UTC)My personal favourite is "freaked out from behind a fork". Man I wish I could see that!
I like the word 'wombat'
Date: 2003-08-06 11:08 am (UTC)FAIRY TALE
BOBBY MCGEE could see that RADIANT FRANK N. STEIN was hungry so he reached into his SOAP DISH and give him his STRANGELY COMPELLING COUSCOUS. RADIANT FRANK N. STEIN was thankful for BOBBY MCGEE's COUSCOUS, so he told BOBBY MCGEE a very KOALA-ISH story about Queen REGINA's daughter ESTELLE. How her mother, the MINIMALIST Queen REGINA, kept her locked away in a BEACH HUT protected by a gigantic WALL-EYED WOMBAT, because ESTELLE was so TERRIBLY PASTY.
BOBBY MCGEE PUZZLED. He vowed to RADIANT FRANK N. STEIN the BIKE COURRIER that he would save the TERRIBLY PASTY ESTELLE. He would TAP-DANCE the WALL-EYED WOMBAT, and take ESTELLE far away from her eveil mother, the MINIMALIST Queen REGINA, and WOBBLE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a REALLY QUITE BURNT MONSOON and RADIANT FRANK N. STEIN the BIKE COURRIER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WALL-EYED WOMBAT from his story. MINIMALIST Queen REGINA SPELUNKED out from behind a GUMBALL MACHINE and struck BOBBY MCGEE dead. In the far off BEACH HUT you could hear a MROWR.
THE END.
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Re: I like the word 'wombat'
Date: 2003-08-06 11:15 am (UTC)Spelunk...
Date: 2003-08-12 12:13 pm (UTC)As for the gumball machine, when I was a wee thing my next door neighbour had one of these things in her playroom and I would goggle at it when I went to play. Some kids have everything :)
Re: Spelunk...
Date: 2003-08-12 01:05 pm (UTC)Re: Spelunk...
Date: 2003-08-13 06:39 am (UTC)Actually, I'd jump the backyard fence, my sister wouod wriggle under it, and we'd make a bee-line for her porch. We'd spend hours in her playroom, playing her dad's old records, stuffing our cheeks with gumballs, and messing with her mom's old make-up.
Ville D'Anjou ain't the ritziest place, but it was home for the first 7 years of my life ;)
Re: Spelunk...
Date: 2003-08-13 06:43 am (UTC)