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I'm just doin' nothing but bitch today. In that vein, thank you, THANK YOU, Formula One, for deigning to accept $12 million of my and my fellow taxpayers' dollars to come back next year and pollute the city with noise, fumes, and Eurotrash, but without tobacco advertising.

Personally (sorry [livejournal.com profile] mindrobber) I'd've been just as happy if they'd stayed away.

Hey government -- I've gotten rid of ALL my tobacco sponsorship. This journal is now 100% self-supporting. Can I have $12 million, please?

Date: 2003-11-20 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emjayne.livejournal.com
Eurotrash...lol...so true! Its this invasion of designer sunglasses and micro-cellphones and artificial tans!

Date: 2003-11-20 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mindrobber.livejournal.com
Vroom, vroom!

Date: 2003-11-20 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricland.livejournal.com
Ugh. Yes. And I work on St-Laurent so I get a GREAT view...

Date: 2003-11-20 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emjayne.livejournal.com
0_0
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Oh. You poor dear. I'm SO sorry! You must see an obscene amount of flesh during Grand Prix week.

Date: 2003-11-20 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mindrobber.livejournal.com
I'm so jealous! Can I come to your office to watch the race?

Date: 2003-11-20 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricland.livejournal.com
View is not of the race, sorry... just of the Eurotrash.

But you're welcome to come stay with me (or possibly in my apartment, as I usually flee the city that weekend) for next year's race, for which we have paid so dearly.

Date: 2003-11-20 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrs-cake.livejournal.com
Okay, help the German. What's Eurotrash, then? Did I miss something important here about us exporting shit across the ocean? Frankly, I thought it was the other way round... (meaning the USofA, of course, not your venerable nation).

Confuddled....

Eurotrash...

Date: 2003-11-20 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricland.livejournal.com
Hm. How to define this? Basically, Eurotrash is the name given to the particular breed of parasite that does not need to work and therefore has lots of time to follow Formula 1 teams (presumably this also applies to show jumping, polo, and other pastimes of the idle super-rich) around the globe.

Distinguishing characteristics: Extreme leanness. Glossy overtanned skin and overfrosted hair. Designer sunglasses. Designer clothing. Designer everything else. A bit too much jewellery. Micro cellphones (see [livejournal.com profile] emjayne's post above for further details). One tends to look at them and assume they have minor titles, or would like you to think they do.

I don't know if they actually ARE all European (well, if they have titles, then I guess they are).

Um, do you have those in Europe, or are they strictly an export product?

Date: 2003-11-20 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kendokamel.livejournal.com
Heh.

I have some friends who live in Speedway, IN... the little suburb of Indianapolis that is home to the world-famous (infamous?) Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

They rent their lawn out for parking during Race Day Weekend (known to everyone else as Memorial Day Weekend) for $20 per car per day.

Re: Eurotrash...

Date: 2003-11-20 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrs-cake.livejournal.com
...do you have those in Europe...?

Honestly? I don't know. But you might be right. The title thing definitely strikes the glamour chords here, though mostly, people just smile rather patronizingly at those insignia.

However, from your description, and disregarding the Formular 1 and the title thing, it sounds like American Rap and HipHop artists, plus J.Lo and Brittany Spares. Designer-craze and too much time and money on their hands...

Nah, I get your point. Just never looked at it this way. :)

Funny how I get all defensive of Europeans...Who'd have thought it?

Re: Eurotrash...

Date: 2003-11-20 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricland.livejournal.com
You're right! About the universality thing. So either there is an extra distinguishing fillip of Euroness that I have failed to nail down here, or the accents just make us all bigoted. Hmmmm.

I dunno, I guess I'll have to pay more attention come next June.

Re: Eurotrash...

Date: 2003-11-20 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricland.livejournal.com
...on the other hand, perhaps this game (http://www.blairmag.com/blair3/gaydar/euro.html) will help?

Re: Eurotrash...

Date: 2003-11-20 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricland.livejournal.com
Actually no, no it won't. Sorry. Forget I mentioned it. Different breed.

Re: Eurotrash...

Date: 2003-11-20 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricland.livejournal.com
Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eurotrash) to the rescue!

Still not perfect, but may help.

OK, I'm going to stop now.

Date: 2003-11-20 02:38 pm (UTC)

Re: Eurotrash...

Date: 2003-11-20 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrs-cake.livejournal.com
hehehehe, "fillip". I like that word. Never seen it before.

So, back to business. Are you telling me that everyone who's into this Formular 1 BULLS*** is European? That nobody else gives a damn? Is this really our fault? I hang my head in shame.

Also, does this mean you don't have 40 tv channels showing nothing but the warm-ups, the qualifications and the actual races for DAYS on end throughout the F1 season? You're so damn lucky! Get me outta here, someone, please!

Re: Eurotrash...

Date: 2003-11-20 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrs-cake.livejournal.com
We----ll. Urban dict entry:

Eurotrash: Those people who frequent hip coffee houses, watch art house/foreign films, enjoy dinner parties, art, sipping champagne,and hanging out in sophisticated world capitals like
London,Rome,Milan,Paris,Madrid,and Berlin.

Sounds a bit bohemian, no? And a lot of jealousy in those posts, too, I might add. In fact, I don't think I'd mind being a bit Eurotrashy, having read those!

Hm....riches.... *sigh*

Re: Eurotrash...

Date: 2003-11-20 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricland.livejournal.com
Oh heavens no! I wouldn't say that at all! Get [livejournal.com profile] mindrobber to give you the scoop.

However:

1. fortunately, I don't have cable, so I am spared the qualifying and race and suchlike

2. i think CART and NASCAR and Indy and stuff spread the motor racing fandom around some over here

3. (the gist of my current irritation) F1 cancelled the Montreal race because as of next year the Canadian gov't isn't allowing tobacco sponsorship (which they have known about for 7 YEARS). F1 said this would cause them to lose far too much revenue, boo hoo, boo hoo. Local merchants whined and complained. Much hoo-ha about how much the F1 people LOOOOOVE Montreal and are SOOOO unhappy about not coming back. Various levels of government have since done backflips to get them back and have now paid $12 million (!!!!) to get them to stay. Link in the original post says it all, really.

Re: Eurotrash...

Date: 2003-11-20 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricland.livejournal.com
Yeah... like I say, far from perfect.

It comforts me to know that others had as much trouble with the concept as I did, though!

Re: Eurotrash...

Date: 2003-11-20 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrs-cake.livejournal.com
Gotcha! It's a sick world.

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