weird-ass dream:
Jan. 27th, 2004 09:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
electriclandI dreamed that the latest! newest! exciting! version of the Pill was an 8-year supply of condoms. In a tall, narrow, Barbie-pink box. Fitted under your kitchen counter next to the dishwasher. I recall doing the math to figure out just how many condoms that came to, but I forget now.
It didn't, somehow, seem like much of an advance on the little flat package, but I guess it would mean a lot fewer trips to the pharmacy.
It didn't, somehow, seem like much of an advance on the little flat package, but I guess it would mean a lot fewer trips to the pharmacy.
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Date: 2004-01-27 06:39 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-01-27 07:37 am (UTC)So how's your week going so far? I see you're being good and staying away from MSN. I admire the discipline.
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Date: 2004-01-27 07:13 am (UTC)There's just too much that's funny about that, but the 'under your kitchen counter next to the dishwasher' bit it what keeps me in hysterics!
(Any chance that you're going to the meetup tonight?)
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Date: 2004-01-27 07:23 am (UTC)I never have been to one. Are you going?
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Date: 2004-01-27 08:27 am (UTC)...
Date: 2004-01-27 07:48 am (UTC)And what the hell has been going on in your kitchen?
I seems to me that the true advance in said technology would not be in supply, but application. What's needed is something like a pez dispenser, where you can load it with whatever type of jimmy hat you prefer, and with a simple flick of the thumb, the thing's on and ready to go, with the next one in the on-deck circle.
However! Decorative-but-discreet comdom stash covers are probably a million dollar idea (from barbie pink to rockets-and-stars, with licensed characters too!). No more fumbling in glove compartments or through the bottom of hockey bags (or beside dishwashers), just leave them hidden in plain view.
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Date: 2004-01-27 08:14 am (UTC)But I agree, more options would be better.
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Date: 2004-01-27 08:00 am (UTC)Thou givest rise to speculation :D
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Date: 2004-01-27 08:06 am (UTC)Mmmm... kitchen porn...
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Date: 2004-01-27 08:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-27 09:25 am (UTC)*hee* and. erm....
Date: 2004-01-27 09:10 am (UTC)also, BARBIE PINK???!!!
Re: *hee* and. erm....
Date: 2004-01-27 09:53 am (UTC)And I've made LOTS of innocuous posts -- ain't my fault you're zeroing in on the, er, questionable ones...
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Date: 2004-01-27 10:32 am (UTC)Also, still waiting for the info requested in my Sat night mssge. *pout* I am being kept in the dark. *pout* you don't love me. *pout* :P