Oh dear.

I'm awfully tempted by this.

they fuck you up, your mum and dad

Just in case not everyone reads ladyjestyr's journal, I'd like to take this opportunity to publicly thank my parents for never sending me to a foreign country for brainwashing, even when I was a bratty teenager.

Jeee-zus. What are these people thinking?

on a lighter note

it's horoscope time again:

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You're like an arrow in flight, Scorpio. You're a half-cooked feast, the fifth month of pregnancy, the week before a big election. When I turned my psychic vision towards you just now, I saw an image of a worker bee freshly returned to the hive to perform the dance that will tell its companions where to find a patch of blooming snapdragons. Have you ever mastered a second language? Where you are at this moment resembles the time right before you attain fluency.