Teaching infants to read
See, you may have thought that playing and reading together and simple toys and normal human interaction could provide all the stimulation your baby needs to grow and develop and learn language. But you were so, so wrong! So last millennium, and the millennium before that, and the millennium before that! However, there is hope. Thanks to the miracle of Science, and for only $59.95, you can now buy an interactive multi-sensory 5-DVD set that you can sit your baby in front of and teach it language during the optimum window for language development!
No, talking to your baby isn't going to work nearly as well. You are just the parents, and in fact you don't speak English nearly as well as you thought you could. Leave it to experts in child development who want your money!
Remember, act now, or your baby could grow up... stupid.
See, you may have thought that playing and reading together and simple toys and normal human interaction could provide all the stimulation your baby needs to grow and develop and learn language. But you were so, so wrong! So last millennium, and the millennium before that, and the millennium before that! However, there is hope. Thanks to the miracle of Science, and for only $59.95, you can now buy an interactive multi-sensory 5-DVD set that you can sit your baby in front of and teach it language during the optimum window for language development!
No, talking to your baby isn't going to work nearly as well. You are just the parents, and in fact you don't speak English nearly as well as you thought you could. Leave it to experts in child development who want your money!
Remember, act now, or your baby could grow up... stupid.