May. 12th, 2006

electricland: (mouse zombie)
Teaching infants to read

See, you may have thought that playing and reading together and simple toys and normal human interaction could provide all the stimulation your baby needs to grow and develop and learn language. But you were so, so wrong! So last millennium, and the millennium before that, and the millennium before that! However, there is hope. Thanks to the miracle of Science, and for only $59.95, you can now buy an interactive multi-sensory 5-DVD set that you can sit your baby in front of and teach it language during the optimum window for language development!

No, talking to your baby isn't going to work nearly as well. You are just the parents, and in fact you don't speak English nearly as well as you thought you could. Leave it to experts in child development who want your money!

Remember, act now, or your baby could grow up... stupid.
electricland: (house parrot)
My aunt reports:

Today for lunch, Dan, David, John and I had dim sum and green
beans.

Dave and Dan put paper down on the floors and drywalled in Jen's kitchen.
John put in a stove exhaust through the wall in Robin's kitchen and
William took the exact same picture--John grinning through a small hole in
the wall--as we have when he did same in our kitchen.*

William is mudding.
Cheers, Helen

*Given that my kitchen is on the 2nd storey... how was this
accomplished? *is confused*

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