Stopping By Dildos On A Sunny Afternoon
May. 10th, 2005 03:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
electriclandI have to admit, this was kinda funny.
I feel a little bad for snickering, but I remind myself that (1) it was Cranky's very own idea* to go into Come As You Are and (2) at least I didn't compound her embarrassment by asking for info on my own behalf, partly because (3) she had blenched a few days previously when I enthusiastically suggested that I might.
Really, though, it's kind of pitiful that I'm 31 and single and don't own one sex toy of any variety.
*Selective memory strikes. Cranky reminds me that we passed it and I said "Hey, didn't you want to go in there?" and gently hustled her inside ("Aw, c'mon!") when she said "NO NO NO I CHANGED MY MIND ACK SEX TOYS NOOO!" But what are friends for if not to push your boundaries occasionally?
I feel a little bad for snickering, but I remind myself that (1) it was Cranky's very own idea* to go into Come As You Are and (2) at least I didn't compound her embarrassment by asking for info on my own behalf, partly because (3) she had blenched a few days previously when I enthusiastically suggested that I might.
Really, though, it's kind of pitiful that I'm 31 and single and don't own one sex toy of any variety.
*Selective memory strikes. Cranky reminds me that we passed it and I said "Hey, didn't you want to go in there?" and gently hustled her inside ("Aw, c'mon!") when she said "NO NO NO I CHANGED MY MIND ACK SEX TOYS NOOO!" But what are friends for if not to push your boundaries occasionally?
