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[electricland]

Bush Vows to Eliminate U.S. Dependence on Oil by 4290

"It is the president's hope that hydrogen fuel cells, nanotechnology, or the recycling of human beings into fuel will hold the key," Marburger wrote. "Whatever the people of the 50th century feel is appropriate."

In a detailed policy statement, Bush elaborated on the plan, expressing the hope that a third party, perhaps one comprising robots or super-intelligent, genetically engineered man-beasts, will help reduce America's dependence on fossil fuels.

"I am calling on the popularly elected cyborgs of tomorrow to support this sensible measure to ensure the security of the nation," Bush said.

Some industrialists, particularly major auto manufacturers, expressed reservation over Bush's initiative.

Comments

[pretentiousgit.livejournal.com]

It's hot enough out that I didn't catch on until the "Recycling of human beings" line.
Hee.

[electricland.livejournal.com]

:D

Hope you read the whole article!

[kernezelda]

*wonders if soy sauce will be made green like ketchup in the future*

[electricland.livejournal.com]

Only if the genetically-engineered soybeans choose.