Eewwwww.

[electricland]

The Bad Sex in Fiction Longlist is up.

Read. But prepare to be squicked out.

Via doombookshelves.

Comments

[pretentiousgit.livejournal.com]

Squicked. OUT.

[electricland.livejournal.com]

There's just nothing good there.

[eniran.livejournal.com]

Soooo bad, but oh so funny.

... and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.

Like Zorro?!? *cackles*

[electricland.livejournal.com]

Yeah... wow. The Guardian's story on all this mentions that in particular. (http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,6109,1652789,00.html)

[life-on-queen.livejournal.com]

I made it to "his prick stared back at him with its one eye clouded by a single drop of pure seminal yearning."

Jeebus jumping on his pogo stick -- NO.

[electricland.livejournal.com]

now don't you feel better about every single sex scene you've ever written in your life?

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

heee! er, actually, blech. saw this on another journal and was suitably squicked out. human beings are strange, aren't they? ;)

[ch1pper.livejournal.com]

ewwwww!!!!!

*opens brain bleach*