OK, someone please explain this to me...

[electricland]

I just got back from a trip to the supply room, whose main product at present is dead computer monitors. We haven't had hanging folders in forever, and now we're out of baby Post-It notes as well. (ANNOYING! I use a lot of those.)

Thank God we do, however, have two whiteboard erasers, all fresh and new in their little individual boxes, waiting for someone to -- what? Break one of the old ones? Wear it down to the shiny useless backing?

Hmph.