Portrait of a pair of con artists

[electricland]

"Hey baby, guess what?"
"What?"
"John and Helen are going out later, but I happen to know that Jen will be coming by to feed us."
"So?"
"Pay attention. This is the plan. We eat all our kibble, and then when John and Helen come back, we look really pathetic and frantic."
"And?"
"And Helen will feed us again."
"Will she really fall for that?"
"Trust me."


It worked. OK, in the real world they probably didn't have advance notice. But they do have this very strange relationship, wherein sometimes Tilde lies on her back and Blue nuzzles her -- we call that the Venus phase -- and sometimes Blue nips at Tilde until she starts chasing him while snarling and (because apparently snarling tickles her nose) sneezing. That would be the Mars phase.

Jen and I went to see Indiana Jones. It was OK. Very fun in spots. Could have been shorter. Nice to see Karen Allen again. Loved Cate Blanchett's hair.

Comments

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

Heee! Go puppies! :)

[life-on-queen.livejournal.com]

Pets. Go figure.

Feh at Indy review. I want someone to tell me it's awesome and I need to see it. Someone who saw Raiders of the Lost Ark in a movie theatre when it was first released. I want to see Karen Allen back and Cate - hey, I wanted The Golden Age *spits* - but... I think, along with Transformers from last summer, I'm just going to pass.

It occurs to me that I may just REALLY hate Shia LeBeouf (stupid name. I mean, someone there should be smacked, mate).

And - I'm home in three days *eeep* you couldn't have waited?

*sulk*