Recently Observed Label That Makes Me Vaguely Ill:

[electricland]

"Yummy Mummy" (thanks, Globe and Mail Style section, you never let me down).

You can use it adjectivally too! As in "Starbucks was full of thirtysomethings with strollers, dressed in yummy-mummy Juicy Couture tracksuits, sipping non-fat decaf lattes and checking their Palm Pilots."

Other suggestions are welcome. Most noxious sentence wins a round of applause.

(Consider this a very late response to oblomova's "quirkyalone" rant, which was much better than this.)

Right, I'm off to be social now.

Comments

I hear ya!

[stilldeepwater.livejournal.com]

Juicy Couture is the biggest emperor-has-no-clothes fashion victim rip-off ever foisted on to women. Argh! (and no apologies to anyone who was silly enough to buy a Juicy tracksuit!)

Re: I hear ya!

[electricland.livejournal.com]

Hey, no arguments here. But then I am the anti-fashion-victim.