Recently Observed Label That Makes Me Vaguely Ill:

[electricland]

"Yummy Mummy" (thanks, Globe and Mail Style section, you never let me down).

You can use it adjectivally too! As in "Starbucks was full of thirtysomethings with strollers, dressed in yummy-mummy Juicy Couture tracksuits, sipping non-fat decaf lattes and checking their Palm Pilots."

Other suggestions are welcome. Most noxious sentence wins a round of applause.

(Consider this a very late response to oblomova's "quirkyalone" rant, which was much better than this.)

Right, I'm off to be social now.

Comments

[pretentiousgit.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I do acknowledge that. I have to say that I jumped off the L.M. boat with Functional Alcoholism, because, frankly, if she has that much time and money and can afford to call Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal "B" cities, she can just rot.

:cheers on Heather Mallick:
(who can be semi-reliably caught in the Beaches BookCity, too. Hurrah!)