A Cheerful Thought

[electricland]

According to the market research document in front of me, "Sexual intercourse occurs more than 100 million times a day around the world."

(er, that's humans only, so no smart-alecky remarks, please)

Comments

[electricland.livejournal.com]

and the handle becomes ever clearer... :P

Still, admit the odds of sex are higher for married people. Please. Leave us a few illusions...

[thebitterguy]

Yes, but probability is a mugs game. The random variabls (R) more than compensate for the additional chances provided by (P), long-term partner.

As for illusions, you can pretend Dubya was elected. Will that make you feel better?

[electricland.livejournal.com]

Yes, but the point about random variables (as my Phys Chem lab supervisor pointed out) is they are random. Meaning some of them actually increase your chances of getting laid, which is where your higher value of P comes into play.

I cling to my illusions, but only those that will actually make me feel better, so your alternate suggestion is hereby rejected out of hand.