A Cheerful Thought
Apr. 15th, 2003 03:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
electriclandAccording to the market research document in front of me, "Sexual intercourse occurs more than 100 million times a day around the world."
(er, that's humans only, so no smart-alecky remarks, please)
(er, that's humans only, so no smart-alecky remarks, please)
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Date: 2003-04-15 12:43 pm (UTC)Geez, I'm getting gyped.
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Date: 2003-04-15 01:13 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-04-15 12:54 pm (UTC)hee...
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Date: 2003-04-15 01:42 pm (UTC)OK, 100 million a day... that's 4.167 million an hour... 69,444 a minute... over a thousand sex acts starting right this second!
Wow, you're right.
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Date: 2003-04-15 01:36 pm (UTC)Damn. Careful you don't frell yourselves into a heart attack folks. (Oops, that was my out-loud voice, wasn't it?) ;-)
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Date: 2003-04-15 01:45 pm (UTC)damn, that still is a lot, considering my numbers are probably off. And considering, as you say, the many many of us Not Currently Getting Any.
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Date: 2003-04-15 03:03 pm (UTC)All of which to say, I'm figuring at least once a month would be healthy... so any of you out there getting more than this... STOP IT, you are eating up the supply for the rest of us! (side-note: this whole string of posts made me giggle for about 5 minutes)
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Date: 2003-04-15 04:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-15 01:42 pm (UTC)Who is this person hogging all the sex? I demand this person share! :)
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Date: 2003-04-15 01:55 pm (UTC)No extra sex for you until the rest of us get some! ;]
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Date: 2003-04-19 03:38 pm (UTC)Especially married people with kids, but it can apply to most relationships.
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Date: 2003-04-19 05:32 pm (UTC)Still, admit the odds of sex are higher for married people. Please. Leave us a few illusions...
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Date: 2003-04-20 08:29 pm (UTC)As for illusions, you can pretend Dubya was elected. Will that make you feel better?
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Date: 2003-04-21 07:49 am (UTC)I cling to my illusions, but only those that will actually make me feel better, so your alternate suggestion is hereby rejected out of hand.
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Date: 2003-04-20 08:23 pm (UTC)Hey,
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Date: 2003-04-21 08:33 pm (UTC)I have dated -- even recently -- but it didn't go anywhere, alas.
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Date: 2003-04-21 08:36 pm (UTC)You should carouse with other lesser men to inflame his passions.
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Date: 2003-04-22 07:39 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-04-22 01:32 pm (UTC)Re:
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Date: 2003-04-22 06:15 pm (UTC)Wow, the charm of that mental picture nearly persuades me... nah. Gonna have to take your word for it on the jello.
I can probably manage the toying with lesser men, if pushed.
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Date: 2003-04-22 08:09 pm (UTC)Come! You are all young and complain about being dateless! I find this reprehensible! If I'm gonna live live vicariously through all of you, I want it to be a little on the spicy side, yes?
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Date: 2003-04-23 09:04 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-04-24 03:54 am (UTC)If they poste a play by play and colour photos, I consider that simply them paying it forward.
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Date: 2003-04-23 07:34 am (UTC)I'm guessing Gary hasn't found this thread as none of us are dead yet...
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Date: 2003-04-23 06:09 pm (UTC)And he must never know.
Oh, man, must he he must never know.
Strawberry or Raspberry?
Date: 2003-04-23 07:32 am (UTC)Re: Strawberry or Raspberry?
Date: 2003-04-23 07:46 am (UTC)Re: Strawberry or Raspberry?
Date: 2003-04-23 08:29 am (UTC)Re: Strawberry or Raspberry?
Date: 2003-04-23 06:03 pm (UTC)and by the way:
Date: 2003-04-22 07:49 am (UTC)To find they speak English. Don't you agree?"
Re: and by the way:
Date: 2003-04-22 12:07 pm (UTC)Re: and by the way:
Date: 2003-04-22 12:28 pm (UTC)