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I've decided my viruses are migratory, like a herd of stampeding wildebeest. It's the only explanation I can come up with for why the cough has stopped but I'm now completely congested: they have exhausted all the fodder in my trachea and have headed for the hills my sinuses.

That, or this whole germ theory of disease is irredeemably flawed and there's a half-inch demon running around my nasopharyngeal region and vandalizing my mucous membranes.

I bought some long-acting decongestant this morning in hopes that I won't wake up at 5 a.m. tomorrow.

Can this go away soon, please?

Date: 2004-01-09 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mindrobber.livejournal.com
Poor baby. :(

Date: 2004-01-09 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrs-cake.livejournal.com
Join the club, honey.

*hugs*

Get well soon. Have your mucus monsters call mine...

Date: 2004-01-09 09:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bryghtboy.livejournal.com
First off, let me say that I'm very sorry that you are feeling crappy and have a wee demon bouncing around and about in your sinuses. Fire, fire fixes everything!! Well, maybe not but it would at least be amusing imagining you wandering around with a little home-made flamethrower yelling about the demon in your head :P

When I was a wee lad lying in bed feeling crappy I used to imagine all the little critters inside me fighting and each time I took meds it was like a new shipment of weapons for the ones defending me or something. As I've grown older, I have noticed this one immutable fact.... doctors really don't have anything that is all that much better as a model. They understand some of why stuff happens, they even know how to fix quite a few things but it is all about aiding the body's natural healing ability.

If you ask a doctor why a cold happens to one person and not another the best they can say is something vague about immune systems... Or if you ask why this cold lasts so much longer for one person and not another they simply don't know. Which to me seems unsatisfactory by way of an answer.

Date: 2004-01-09 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] life-on-queen.livejournal.com
Dude, being sick sucks but I do so love the image of a wee congestion demon laying mucus all over your various pulmonary-related cavities. Heh.

Thanks!

Date: 2004-01-09 10:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricland.livejournal.com
At least it's not the Verucca Gnome. Things could be worse.

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