Christmas party photos have been provided (yes, sometimes we're slow about these things).
Anthony was looking through them this afternoon and this followed:
"Hey Robin, were you wearing a sort of sparkly diamond-shaped thing at the Christmas party? At least, not actually diamond-shaped, but with different-coloured diamonds on it?"
(thinks) "Um... yeah, maybe, why?"
"I guess that is you, then. I thought it might be you, but it looked very different."
(pause while I go look at the pictures, which feature me in contacts and showing a lot of gum while I laugh, very disturbing)
"Yup, that's me all right. Maybe it's because I've been wearing glasses ever since you met me."
"You're not wearing glasses today."
"Yeah, I am." (I have, in fact, been wearing glasses all summer.)
(Anthony's head appears over the partition) "Oh. Yeah. You are."